Tahi lembu

Hujan lebat berserta kilat telah membuat kami berempat basah kuyup. Tiada seekor ikan pun yang sudi menjamah joran kami. Kami pulang ketika hari hampir gelap. Kami singgah dan berehat untuk mengeringkan pakaian di kaki lima kedai yang sudah tutup. “Black Out” telah menyebabkan suasana malam dan persekitarannya bertambah gelap .Tiba-tiba kedengaran bunyi sesuatu berhampiran kami . Seorang rakan segera menyiasat . Laaaaaaa …. ada seekor anak lembu yg terlepas dari ikatan sedang makan rumput. Aku segera ambil hujung talinya lalu mengikatnya dikaki bangku panjang yang kami duduki. Tujuannya agar anak lembu tak boleh lari jauh . Tidak lama kemudian seorang rakan kami Abu namanya singgah untuk berteduh. Dia pun berehat sama di bangku tersebut. Selang seketika dia terasa bangku itu bergerak-gerak …. bingkas dia bangun …. ABU : Weiiii … korang rasa tak sesuatu ?? AKU & ALI : Eh .. mana ada … tak adalah ! HARUN : Alahhh Abu … kami ikattt…(aku segera cuit peha rakan itu supaya diam) REMY : Ko ni abu … penakutlah .. mana ada apa-apa ! ABU : Iya.. betulllll.. aku rasa tadi ! Bangku nie bergerak-gerak … AKU : (sambil bangun) Ko jangan main-main Abu … ni malam jumaat ni .. hujan gerimis + kilat lagi … (aku mula buat cerekarama) ALI : (bangun jugak) Kitaorang dari tadi kat sini … takde apa-apa pun yang berlaku.. (mula main wayang) Tiba-tiba bangku bergerak lagi. Aku dan Ali buat-buat terperanjat. Harun terus bangun konon terkejut. Bangku bergerak agak lama. Remy buat-buat melompat . Kami berempat bangun buat-buat terperanjat !! Tiba-tiba … si Abu …. ABU : (spontan & kuat ) ALLAHUAKBAR… ALLAHUAKBAR.. ALLAHHHHH … ALLAHUAKBAR ALLAHHHU… AKBAR..(laungan azan) Kami berempat punyalah sakit perut dengan AKSI spontan si ABU tuu … lalu kami tunjukkan dia tali lembu yang kami ikat kat bangku tuu … so … bangku gerak-gerak pasal anak lembu tu tarik ! Si Abu .. terus gi tengok anak lembu tu .. lepas tu dia BELAH ghitu ajer meninggalkan kami yang tergolek-golek ketawa !!!

Dalam plastik

Cite nyer ceni..Kadok ni tekenal ngan sifat kaki pompuan nyer,pendek kate kt kl nih sume tau die cene..mak ngan ayh die pn risau n xtau nk nasihat die ni ceni..Satu ari tu mak ayh Kadok ni plan nk kawen kan Kadok nih ngan sorg gadis dari kampung X..Gadis ni mmg baik org nyer sopan santun,budi bhse n hormat org tua , tp gadis ni kurang skit dlm ilmu romen2 nih..

Sebulan kendian…

Kadok pn kawen la ngan gadis dr kmpg X..Lepas setel aje knduri kawen dorg,mlm pn mnjelme,mak si gadis ni pn bpesan kat ank die mlm nih mlm petame ko n bla bla bla..esok pg mak nk tau cene..gadis ni bingung memikir kan ape yg mak die ckp tuh..mase yg ditggu tlah tibe,Kadok pn masok la bilik utk mlm..si gadis ni pn dh siap bukak baju n dok dlm selimut ats katil,pastu Kadok pn mule la wat keje2 beliau..Oleh kerane Kadok ni xnk ade anak,beliau pn menyarung la kondom ke ***** beliau lalu melakukan keje2 yg perlu..Pade esok pagi nyer lps aje bgn,mak si gadis nih pn btanye kpd ank nye,cene laki ko punye??si ank ni pn hairan lalu btanye blk kat mak nye..punye ape mak??ala..yg masuk dlm ko punye tuu la..lalu si ank senyum dan menjawab..baru lagi mak,masih DALAM PLASTIK..si emak nye pn pgsan..

raya

ari ni dah masuk hari ke 22 kita berpuasa tak lama lagi dah nak raya.. tapi aku sedih kerana mungkin tak dapat beraya bersama-sama keluarga dipahang kerana isteri ku mahu berraya dengan keluarganya pada tahun ini.. apa nak buat..rasa nak nangis pun ada…

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TITLE: Traffic Generation Methods

One of the most frustrating things for a website owner is finding ways to generate website traffic. There are literally millions and millions of websites on the internet. Your site is just one in this sea of millions. So how do you get potential customers to find your site? Here are a few tips on implementing good traffic generation methods.

If you think about it, your website is a lot like a traditional brick and mortar store. If you were to open up a store in your city or town, the first thing you would do is advertise. It is critical that you get the word out that you are open for business. Without a steady flow of customers or ‘traffic’ your business will die.

The same principle applies to a website. You need to be able to effectively get the word out that your website is open for business. In order to be successful when you have so much competition it’s important that you study and become good at various traffic generation methods. If you cannot drive traffic to your site, your online business will die.

So how do you go about finding effective traffic generation methods? A good way to uncover great methods is to find someone who has already mastered traffic generation for their own business. It’s much easier to find a person who is successful on the internet already and follow his or her advice than to try and figure it out on your own. There are many people on the internet who say they can show you how to “make a million dollars in five days,” but they haven’t made the first dollar themselves. By doing a little bit of research, you should be able to find a legitimate marketer and follow his or her advice on how to generate website traffic.

There are many great traffic generation methods you can use to increase the amount of quality visitors you get to your site. It’s a good idea to learn and implement as many of these methods as you possibly can. Be sure to test each method you use to determine how successful it is for your particular site. This will allow you to scrap the methods that don’t work for you and focus on the ones that bring in the most traffic. Follow the advice of someone who knows how to generate website traffic and you can’t go wrong.

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Mercun

Hari ini hari ketiga ramadan tapi kalau kita lihat berita dah ada 3 orang kanak2 dari kelantan dah jadi mangsa mercun.Nik Aziz sedih dengan sikap rakyat dinegeri itu kerana mengabaikan amaran kerajaan supaya tidak bermain mercun.Apa nak jadi ni setiap kali nak raya ada je yang putus jari…buat ibu bapa perhatikan anak2 kita malag tidak berbau…